I TREASURE MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS' BLOOD!!!

Madoka really is a sucker for illusions and lies, isn’t she?

"Ssshh~" *reels it in*

"S-Sayaka-chan is naked and she wants me…"

"I CAN’T RESIST!" *chases photograph*

I wonder how old everyone is on tumblr.. Put a | by your age.
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*ties naked photos of sayaka on a fishing line and casts*

"Minemineminemineminemine!"

"…Wait, how did you get these?"

You can try to go after celebrity Sayaka, she’ll teach you much more wet and naughty things than your airheaded childhood friend~

"That imposter? Hell, no! Fake Sayaka wasn’t there to help me when I was little and being bullied by classmates, but my friend Sayaka was… SO THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU INSULT MY SAYAKA-CHAN!”

pervyhitomi:

pink-is-the-new-blood:

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"Hitomi-chan, I thought we decided I was going to get Sayaka-chan when we get old enough to start noticing girls…"

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"Worry not, for I shall get you too!" Hitomi licked her lips hungrily.

"B-But, Hitomi-chan, my heart belongs to Sayaka-chan! I always saw you as a good friend, and nothing more…!"

"NOTHING MORE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

"Hitomi-chan, I thought we decided I was going to get Sayaka-chan when we get old enough to start noticing girls…"

Also, I think I need to establish Madoka’s hope kick more strongly. I have yet to really write that into her character, but yeah, like the canon Madoka, Yandoka is an optimist… but only in events that are distant to her. Personal events are harder for her to see the bright side in, because hoping requires trust in others, and well, there ain’t many folks Yandoka trusts.

Even though Madoka’s indiscriminately head-over-heels with any Sayaka muse, she could find it in her to fall in love with other people if they can break her walls and get her heart and stuff.